This is not for you.
I would like a clean and precise job, nothing too fancy or elaborate but something simple and efficient.
You had better be a spiritually minded person, even if you are a hardened criminal.
If this note is any kind of evidence, please know that I absolve you of all crime, this is an act of mercy.
Iād prefer it if you were a girl.
Sooner is better than later, be creative!